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14 February 2011 @ 04:45 pm
Happy Valentines Day, Losers!  
WHO:  Bender, Zoidberg, Karkat and guests!
WHERE: At a fairly nice Italian restaurant called Sanguinosi
WHEN: Valentines evening!
WARNINGS: Unknown! Most likely no large ones.
SUMMARY:  Bender has decided to scam people with a dating service. Karkat sits and stares angrily. Zoidberg is abused. Hilarity ensues (?!?)
FORMAT: Quick.

[The restaurant is pretty nice! The whole place has been rented out by Bender for the event and so there are no staff or other customers.

After allowing you inside, Bender gives each participant a table to sit down at. Pretty soon your date will also sit down opposite to you! The free food- In other words, the bread- Will be at your table along with a jug of water. Zoidberg will be scuttling around taking orders while Bender gets pissy and bosses him around. Karkat will sitting on a stool at the side of the room, glaring at all of you and making sure that his ROMANCE is successful!

The food will be traditional Italian food- Think pizzas, pasta etc. along with loads of Italian wine/grape juice.

After your meal, if you wish to complain, Bender will have cheesed it along with Karkat. I guess you better get a refund from Zoidberg!

Most importantly, have fun and remember to love each other!]

Bender B. Rodriguez
bendersgotback on February 14th, 2011 04:46 pm (UTC)
Dr. Henry Phillip McCoy: Let me ask you...bluepurrymuffin on February 14th, 2011 09:05 pm (UTC)
Hank wonders to his table sheepishly, and feels a little nervous to find it empty. The shoes were terribly uncomfortable and he wished he hadn't worn them, but he wanted to make a good impression. The whole situation had him feeling self-conscious and he wondered if he shouldn't have brought an image inducer.

He placed the flowers he'd brought on top of the table and resigned himself to wait. As he made sure his bowtie wasn't crooked, he frowned at the jug of water.

This had been a terrible idea.
Donna Noble: donna; smilingin_the_tardis on February 14th, 2011 11:04 pm (UTC)
Donna had signed herself up for this dating service, mainly because she didn't want to be alone on Valentine's Day but also with the hope that she might find Mr. Right. For the occasion, she had dressed up in a black dress and matching heels with her red hair loose around her shoulders.

When she arrived at the table to see her date already there, her first thought was that he was blue. However, she quickly reminded herself to judge on personality rather than appearances. After all, when she first met Lance she thought he was gorgeous and then he had tried to feed her to a giant spider.

She smiled as she sat down opposite him, "Hello," she extended a hand for a handshake, "I'm Donna."
Dr. Henry Phillip McCoy: Oh hello!bluepurrymuffin on February 14th, 2011 11:47 pm (UTC)
He rose to meet her approach and offered his hand. "Dr. McCoy, though I prefer Hank." He presented her the bouquet he'd left on the table. "These are for you."

As he resumed his seat, he was set at ease to see she was nearly as overdressed for the occasion as he was for the establishment. This would probably be best if he didn't let himself be too nervous, anyhow, though the water jug still made him curious. He'd had yet to see a waiter yet, but they may have been waiting for her arrival.

"So," he started thoughtfully, "why don't you tell me about yourself?"